Contact Me. Or Don't.
I Don't Care. But you might.
You have 3 minutes...

What if I told you that you had just 3 minutes to complete this contact form or someone, somewhere in the world will die.

It could be your Aunt Mildred, or a market trader in Nepal. It’s not up to me who dies, it’s up to you to make sure this contact form is completed quickly enough to make sure someone DOESN’T die. So what are you waiting for, and why are you still reading this?


Disclaimer: People die all the time, but it’s not because of your failure to decide whether to fill in this form or not. I was just kidding.